There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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