Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
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