I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
The air was thick with penises
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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