I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize
