I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
well I can't set my house on fire every night
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
Sex in the backyard? Check.
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
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