can you have the cops turn on the gps locator on my phone...i just woke up in a Hooters uniform and I have no idea where I am...
kristin has been a bad kristin
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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