Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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