I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
Randomize
