The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
it's great music for shaving your balls
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
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