4 words: hood of his car
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
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