what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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