I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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