I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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