No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
i think my cat just said my name.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
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