is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
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