I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
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