come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Just cropdusted the office
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
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