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Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
somehow in between the body shots the bong hits and trying to convince the 7-11 lady to let me fill up my vodka bottle with cherry slurpee. i misplaced my car.
we made out on top of his cat.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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