it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
accomplished twins. life is a go
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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