If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
I love you.
Bad choice
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