My balls are so social today.
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
Randomize
