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(617): View more from Massachusetts

just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet

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(407): View more from Florida

Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.

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(502): View more from Kentucky

oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.

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(512): View more from Texas

Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me

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(860): View more from Connecticut

That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument

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