we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
don't judge my taste in strippers
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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