spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
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