Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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