she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
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