i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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