All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
you didnt know i had herpes?
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
The adults are the big ones right?
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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