did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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