Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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