we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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