So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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