Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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