You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
i love accidental penises.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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