i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
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