I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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