Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
I lost the right to judge tonight
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Randomize
