I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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