I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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