you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
I got drunken sympathy for the whales' plight last night and signed up to give $50 monthly to Greenpeace. Calling to cancel was worse than the hangover.
Hear that? That's the wail of a dying whale. Murderer.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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