i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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