weddingsv make me drug and hornr
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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