So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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