your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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