For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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