Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
Randomize