I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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