roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
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