I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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