I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
I'm getting married
To pizza
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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