everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
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