Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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