You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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