I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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