her vagine was all disorganized.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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