well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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